Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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