She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i dont even know how to be here
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize
