They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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