my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The adults are the big ones right?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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