Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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