i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
