did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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