he shaved USA in his pubs
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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