Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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