my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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