question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I look better un-naked...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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