So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
