I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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