We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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