Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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