I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you win again, gameday.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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