your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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