Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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