Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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