I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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