My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
