that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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