This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I look better un-naked...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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