nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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