i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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