so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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