took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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