If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I deserve this hangover.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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