OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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