i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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