i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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