I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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