gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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