i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize