We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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