was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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