Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
