I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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