Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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