How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
where are my eyebrows?
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