i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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