I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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