How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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