Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
