is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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