So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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