walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
