Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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