Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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