What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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