He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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