Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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