Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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