i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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