Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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