its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Operation Purity has been aborted
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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