I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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