If i come over, it means nothing
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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