are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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