The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
