I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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